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Josef Castreye
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Some wonderful jokes I discovered yesterday.
07/16/10 at 06:12:07
 
Hi.

Hope you appreciate reading it.


A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I present you a genuinely excellent trick, will you give me a cost-free consume?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to perform the blues.

After the man finished his consume, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even far better strategy, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, considering that no trick could possibly be improved than the initial. The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a small piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The guy reaches into an additional pocket and pulls out a smaller bullfrog, who begins to sing along when using the rat's music.

While the guy is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and provides him $100,000.00 for your bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer you to $250,000.00 money up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again raises the present, this time to $500,000.00 money. The guy lastly agrees, and turns the frog more than towards the stranger in exchange for that funds.

"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could happen to be worth millions to you, and you also let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't be concerned about it." the man answered. "The frog was truly nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."

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